idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
just come out here and I will go home with you...
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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