I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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