After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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