I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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