ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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