it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
