if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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