what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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