i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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