I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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