I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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