Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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