her facebook's as public as her vagina
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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