ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
