ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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