god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
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I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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