how hairy? two words: wookie tits
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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