I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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