They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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