HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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