May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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