you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
