Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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