Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
