I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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