I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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