How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
COCAINE IS GR8
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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