i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
a search helicopter?!
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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