Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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