oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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