Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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