I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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