Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
operation harelip BJ is a go
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
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Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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