wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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