PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Randomize
