Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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