My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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