I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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