wat bout pragnant strippers??
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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