This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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