remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I cut my penus on the lid.
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Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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