Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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