My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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