Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
there's paper in my vomit.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I want you more than these girls want KFC
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
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