Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
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Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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