Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
