So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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