I'm jealous of your bromance
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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