I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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