Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize