I'm drive I can fine osifer
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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