we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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