Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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